BREAKING NEWS
Valve’s hit Left 4 Dead’s sequel, creatively titled “Left 4 Dead 2″, has been unexpectedly delayed. GNSU reporters finally spoke to a Valve representative who had this to say about the delay:
“It’s quite unfortunate. Being a big company like this you expect things to go along smoothly but that doesn’t always happen. We’re investigating the reasons as to why the game won’t launch properly but we believe it’s because someone shoved a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in our VCR in the break room. ”
Although it’s not quite clear how this would effect the launch of the game, one can only wonder how it’s effecting fans across the globe.
MY DAY is now A SHIT!!!!
Well I think it has something to do with steam’s staff being a bunch of tools. When steam had just started up, there was no way of getting any support what so ever. Especially if your account was locked. They had no support phone number and you needed to log in with your account on the website. If you did call them however they had a recording of one of the scientists from half life tell you “Gordon Freeman! Thanks for calling, but we don’t handle support over the phone. Please use our website for your inquiries.” One sentence expresses my feelings towards steam’s team. Fuck you you ignorant cuntfull cocksucking bastards… I hope the steam team burns in hell. Nevermind two sentences works for me.