Archive for June, 2010

Gabe Newell Makes Everything Better

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

The irony is that Gabe and Steam made people not want to pirate things...

We hate to go on and on about how much we love Valve and all that (can you blame us? really?) but this Fanboy’s guest strip by Ryan Cole was pretty good and killed it with an animated gif.

This seriously captures the spirit of Gaben.  I mean really – the guy is a goddamn boss.  Well, he’s quite literally the boss of Valve but I mean it in a figurative sense too.  You know, like a boss – okay, maybe that’s not the best example either. While I’m sure Gaben has no problem with turning into a jet, bombing the russians and flying into the sun,  I don’t know about crashing his car or fellating a dude he is not familiar with.  I digress, the man is simply a cool dude.  He has a great sense of humor, he is quite involved with our favorite PC titles, and he listens to the gaming community.  Honestly, I think the only thing that could have made the Kinect presentation at E3 even work was if the guy decided to appear.  Screw the Michael Jackson dance crew fiasco they bombed with, why didn’t they get Gaben?  An unforgettable mistake indeed.  Even though Nintendo stole the show according to many I think having Gabe and Kevin Butler make an appearance scored Sony major points (fyi: we think Sorcery was the shit).

So this is a virtual high five for our pal, Gabe.  If you had a reality show we’d watch the ever loving shit out of it.  For real.  Plenty of people love PA TV over at Penny Arcade so I’m SURE a Valve series would be a hit.  Or Gabe and Kevin Butler as buddy cops…

We're really torn between this and the idea of a valve reality show...

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Podcast 7: The Co-op Experience

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Podcast 7 is here! – this week Arien, Brian, Angel and myself discuss Co-op gaming, what’s new in the industry, and what we’ve been playing.  Plus we throw some EXCITING SPECIAL SURPRISES this week!  You’ll want to listen carefully and listen ASAP if you want to take advantage of those!  WIN THINGS.

Ahem.

For those of you who want to check out some of the stuff we talk about check it out after the jump

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Spontaneous TF2 Giveaway!

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Since it’s cheap as balls today we bought up 2 copies of TF2 on steam to give away! So not only do you have a shot at killing floor but now you can get TF2 – how though? Simple:

Listen to Podcast #7 on our website. This will be up at 12:00 AM EST and will have a secret phrase in it! E-mail that phrase tojames@goodnewsshutup.com.

The 1st person to e-mail it to me and the 13th person to e-mail it to me will get the glory. Multiple e-mails won’t count towards the “count” so firing off one will be fine.

You can check out our podcasts here: http://www.goodnewsshutup.com/podcast/

or on iTunes at: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/t…gn-mpt=uo%3D4#

Get on this one folks because it’s the last contest we’ll have for a while other than our E3 Swag Giveaway which is coming soon.

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LAZY TUESDAY

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

So today we’re kind of lazy and super busy and I was busy doing maintenance on the site (see: making a new staff page and nothing else) but nothing super interesting is going on today. Well, almost.  Find out some actually exciting news after the jump

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Portal 2 E3 Demo Video

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Elder-Geek has put up Valve’s E3 Portal 2 demo vid where you get to meet a classy AI fella and an old friend.  Check it out after the jump!

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Co-operative Kickassery – TO THE POLLS!

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Whattup!  This week’s podcast which is due out Wednesday morning will be strictly about Co-op gaming! Games that make you want to high five your pal after kicking some ass.  So that leads us to the first of our new series of polls.  What is YOUR favorite co-op game?  Vote after the jump!

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Dead Rising 2 Release Date Announced

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Chuck Greene is a goddamn boss

Today Capcom announced that Dead Rising 2 will be available in the US of A on September 28th 2010.  Then you will be able to tackle hordes of the undead with makeshift duct tape weaponary including chainsaw lances and goddamn wolverine boxing gloves.  How badass is that?  Sure, it’s old news you’ll be able to DO those things but it’s pretty exciting if you consider the opportunities.  I for one, am hoping for the ability to add a chainsaw bayonet to the megabuster.  Or maybe a chainsaw bicycle lance.  Or… okay, most of my ideas right now involve chainsaws but can you blame me?

E3 Gameplay footage after the jump

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King’s Quest Fan Sequel is official!

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

The fan fueled sequel to the highly popular King’s Quest series has had a trouble history but it’s seeing the light of day thanks to Activision.  ”Thanks to Activision” is not a phrase you hear very often these days from the gaming community so who would have thought they’d allow the troubled production to proceed with a release? “The Silver Lining” Chapter 1: Episode 1 is due out July 10th FREE with the rest to follow (free as well.)  Though the story of The Silver Lining encompasses 9 chapters total, only two will end up being developed.  The bangin’ trailer is after the jump. Check that out!

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Paintball Turret with Portal audio clips – fuck yes

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

This video speaks for itself.  It has audio clips like the sentries from Portal.  The end.  Check more out at: http://www.paintballsentry.com/

[via Reddit]

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New Crysis 2 Trailer

Friday, June 25th, 2010

Crytek released a new trailer for Crysis 2 and hot damn is it gorgeous. They are finally moving away from making games in the jungle and joining the masses that enjoy destroying New York.  Despite the change they don’t fail to impress visually. The game looks absolutely stunning. There’s just one problem – the enemies.

If you’ve played Far Cry, Crysis, or the Warhead expansion for Crysis, you definitely know that Crytek can create a fantastic gameworld, lush environments, fun human enemies, and then shit the whole thing up by putting in some monster that no one enjoys fighting at all. In Far Cry it was the Trigen though I did learn to stop entirely hating on them after a while. More relevantly, in Crysis it was the aliens. As soon as they showed up in an otherwise very enjoyable game about reenacting Predator to a bunch of North Koreans, everything ceased being fun. As soon as they started showing up, my feelings toward the game turned as icy as the jungle environment they were ruining. No one has anything nice to say about them except for those that think they look neat. Firefights with them never felt intense but just tedious. Regardless everyone played on hoping the game would turn fun again like Far Cry did after the initial Trigen encounters but it was not to be. They were generally only near the end of the game, but here they look like they’ll be present throughout and the primary enemy.

Crytek is entirely capable of making a stellar game. With any luck they’ve taken in the criticisms they’ve received and will actually make these guys a blast to fight against. I’m being cautiously optimistic because if nothing else it’ll at least be pretty to look at. It’d be a shame for this to not turn out well.

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