BREAKING NEWS

Valve’s hit Left 4 Dead’s sequel, creatively titled “Left 4 Dead 2″, has been unexpectedly delayed.  GNSU reporters finally spoke to a Valve representative who had this to say about the delay:

“It’s quite unfortunate.  Being a big company like this you expect things to go along smoothly but that doesn’t always happen.  We’re investigating the reasons as to why the game won’t launch properly but we believe it’s because someone shoved a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in our VCR in the break room. ”

Although it’s not quite clear how this would effect the launch of the game, one can only wonder how it’s effecting fans across the globe.