Finding out how people reached your website is a funny thing.  Reading into statistics on your site can provide some startling information about the sort of people who are viewing your content. I was going through my typical morning routine and decided to check out our site stats when I came across the gem above – a pie chart of searches that led to our website on July 1st.

Buh doesn't even begin to describe it

It’s not like I haven’t seen weird google queries before and all things considered this isn’t all that bad but it stuck out to me.  I guess playing as Edward would be pretty amusing but what was our visitor’s motivation? I couldn’t help but ponder why they put any real thought into making Edward Cullen in Saints Row2. Did they think he could run with some thugged out dudes, or was it the appeal of having the poster boy of annoying pouty protagonists getting launched by an SUV full of ninjas?  Who knows?  Maybe it’s better off a mystery.  To be fair I can’t say I haven’t made some weird characters for my own amusement.  My personal favorite?  “Guy with Hawaiin shirt, no pants, and a traffic cone on his head”.  As mentioned on our podcast Arien is guilty too with his obese pepperoni nipple hooker. Perhaps we have no room to judge after all.

By the way, what the hell guys, how many of you are legitimately searching for “left 5 dead” and “left 5 dead 2″ – it’s a typo right?  I’m kind of afraid to know the truth behind some of these strange searches so we choose to remain ignorant and just enjoy the laugh we get out of it.

Bottom line on this one? Twilight is a cultural phenomenon that anyone who isn’t a lust crazy 40 year old woman or braindead teen would love to forget. One person looking for instructions on making Edward Cullen is more than enough.

What would Coach surf for anyway?

Good News Shut Up is giving away ONE free copy of Valve’s hit game  Left 4 Dead 2 for the PC via Steam.  Arien has graciously outlined the details of the contest in a cute little description below.

If you want to enter please send your entries and STEAM USER INFO to:
james@goodnewsshutup.com

and/or

arien@goodnewsshutup.com

You guys have roughly 4 weeks to wow us with your best entries.  Read below to find out what you gotta do to get your free copy.  This is not a joke.  This is for real.  WE’RE PLAYIN’ FOR KEEPS.

“Do you love zombies? Do you want a copy of Left 4 Dead 2 of your very own? Do you have any kind of artistic abilities? If you said yes to all three of these, you might have a chance to win a copy of Left 4 Dead 2 on PC!

Want to win? It’s pretty simple. I just want you to draw the best piece of erotic fan art featuring my girl, the Spitter.

Sexy girl, ain’t she? And what a pretty mouth! I’m sure you can come up with all kinds of naughty situations for her to be in. I look forward to your submissions.”

As an addendum, we would also like to say that we’d prefer this fan art to include Twilight’s Edward Cullen.

Let’s put it this way – we’re taking all forms of art.  Can you paint, draw, sculpt?  Maybe you want to dress your mom up as the spitter?  Who knows!  Be creative! We endorse it!

Remember, to enter send us your entries along with your STEAM USER INFO at:
arien@goodnewsshutup.com

and/or

james@goodnewsshutup.com

Let’s get rollin’.